Saturday, May 29, 2010


The Apocrypha Discordia is a sequel to The Principia Discordia which was featured in my guide for dummies to 23 numerology. It is a collection of works on Discordia, written by various Discordian saints, sinners, popes, priests, madmen, miscreants, degenerates, straight-arrows, etc...
Compiled from various non-copyrighted (or Kopylefted) sources by His Wholiness the Reverend DrJon Swabey and published sometime in the 21st century (the date on the document says 2001, but we're not going to fall for that one).

 ..and Eris!

The Discordian Manifesto #3 (excerpt from the book - first paragraph)

We don’t endorse, believe in, or even remotely agree with the insipid resolutions of any government, government branch, organization, or secret society that imposes their aneristic illusions upon the rest of civilization. We will not stand by and allow Oreos to be eaten whole. We will not stand on our heads and allow these jackals to repeatedly apply their warped sense of logic and righteousness to the rest of society. And we will not create useless Manifestos without the powerful ontological might to back them up. We will use the considerable psychological talents in our employ to destroy, assimilate, or otherwise dissemble or disable the aneristic leaders and their lemming-like followers, just as soon as tea time is done and the check is in the mail. Our psychological and ontological talents and methods far-surpass anything our aforementioned enemy has in their arse anal.

To read the whole manifesto and much more grab the book below.

And remember, there are only five laws.. The law of laws!

  1. All laws are incorrect, except those which are correct.
  2. All incorrect laws are correct, except those which are not.
  3. All correct laws are incorrect, inasmuch as they are not correct, but correct, inasmuch as they may be.
  4. All laws that may be correct are correct, unless they are otherwise.
  5. There are always five laws.